Last night I dreamt a fox had broken in my house
Eating all my oranges and shitting on my couch
I woke up screaming “someone kill those little rats”
But it was just a dream
Last night I dreamt a corpse was living in my house
Oozing out of orifices with blood and guts and ouch
I woke up strangled his hands tight around my neck
But it was just a dream
Last night I dreamt a mote was built around my house
Soldiers shooting arrows into alligator mouth
The drawbridge opened and I woke up with a gasp
But it was just a dream
Last night I dreamt of being chased around by a gnome
Running with his pointed hat he broke into my home
He pushed me down the stairs and I woke up with a thud
But it was just a dream