When you use the gas in your stove, you get a bill to pay.
When your mayor does something right, let him know she’s doing okay.
When the ocean floods out your coast, you volunteer your day.
When you draw a line in the sand -- Get ready, bombs away.
Every day we paddle out. Get in the ring for another round.
When you leave your house early enough, you hit traffic on the parkway
Guaranteed if you worked this year, you pay taxes on a Friday.
Leaders making me paranoid; The forecast is grey
I think I need to get away from it all, so book yourself a holiday.


from What's All This New Piss?, released March 11, 2017



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Upcoming Shows-
7/8- DeCicco's Tavern, Rahway
7/13- The Asbury Hotel (Baronet area), Asbury Park
7/14- Otto's Shrunken Head, NYC
7/28- Krogh's, Sparta
7/29- Dairy Bar, Milford PA
8/16- AP Live (near Mogo), Asbury Park Boardwalk
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